It’s Cheese Gromit

January is that time, at the start of a new year, when everyone asks us what our new Wedding Anniversary theme is for the next 12 months.

And the answer for 2026, out of box number ten of our ‘Mystery Moose’ of yearly wedding anniversary themes is… Cheese!

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The Great Escape of Shawn the Sheep

The other weekend, we let the dog out at 7am as usual for her morning pee, then went back to bed with a cup of tea.

Half an hour later, we looked out of the window to see a huge flock of sheep had mysteriously and silently, with military precision, materialised in the garden like a mass of fluffy clouds, as if we had suddenly been transported into a bizarre live action episode of Shawn the Sheep!

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Evidence of Autumn 2025

Despite the dry summer, autumn dampness seemed to arrive just in time for a spectacular display of seasonal colour.

The autumn fungi seemed to enjoy it too, with an abundance of edible and non-edible varieties popping up around The Secret Acre.

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Record Breakers

If you want to be the best, if you want to beat the rest… have a really dry year apparently… certainly some things on the smallholding have enjoyed it more than others… and not necessarily the things you might expect.

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Power to the People

Another big piece of our original plans for living at The Secret Acre has finally fallen into place, after only ten years in the planning!

We are declaring our energy independence. No more hostage to Putin, dirty fossil fuels, or uneconomically expensive nuclear, and all the evil dinosaur corps that continue to peddle them.

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A Summer Round Up

It’s shaping up to have been a pretty good year at The Secret Acre, despite the very dry weather.

Where crops simply failed in last year’s unseasonable rain, at least the gardener has the chance to water things, especially, if like us, you live in a well-managed area like Severn Tent Water, which rarely needs a hosepipe ban.

So most things are back to growing reasonably well, even if the fruits are a bit undersized from the lack of rain.

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The Outdoor Kitchen

While we were enjoying our spring equinox BBQ earlier in the year, we were also getting round to starting the final transformation of our rebuilt ‘lean to love shack’ into a new outdoor kitchen.

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Me, I’m just a rotavator, you can tell me by the way I…. er…. churn?

The rotavator man cometh!

Since moving to The Secret Acre, on the principal of cash poor, time rich, Paul has dug over the veg patches each spring, having never quite managed yet to get our ‘no dig’ act together sufficiently.

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